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“Experts are still looking into a way in which the above can be avoided while the female body takes part in repopulation. While working to grow human bones, flesh, and organs inside of the uterus please avoid stretched skin, weight gain, swollen anything, and sagging. But do create a perfect offspring. UPDATED: Experts are saying depriving yourself of needed nutrients and passing down ingrained body insecurities to said children may be the only cure.” !!! *chef’s kiss*

how do we get you to retroactively sit in with Greta and Noah to add this to America’s monologue??

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Too good to me! Obsessed with this comment.

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