Man does brave thing! Multitasks!
Look at him go!
New York City man becomes local hero after defying the odds last Friday. The man who has “a lot on his plate right now” (one thing) (it’s not that big) (it’s a low level lift thing) decides to intentionally pursue a woman he’s become enamored with despite the crazed schedule (one to two zoom calls a day).
We sat down with the man for an exclusive interview where he said, “I just felt like maybe I could balance both work and dating for a change. And turns out I could. And she actually improved both work and personal life for me. Who would have guessed?!” Our viewers responded to this quote and said, “We could have!”
After years of ghosting, telling women “I’m just not ready for anything serious right now,” and one somewhat successful AI relationship, this man believes he’s “healed.”
When we spoke to his new girl she commented, “I’m not holding my breath. He just started responding under the 48 hour mark.” We are closely monitoring the relationship and will be reporting updates weekly.
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